It's not always easy being Tiger Woods. We found that out on a miserable day
when the wind was howling, rain was blowing sideways, and it seemed like half
the Irish Sea had been dumped on the golf course.
Just the kind of day many in Ireland like to spend comfortably positioned in
front of a cozy bar with a pint of Guinness in hand.
Not Woods. The best player in the world always has been more of a water and
Gatorade kind of guy, anyway, and the idea of him quaffing a few with the boys
in a pub is laughable.
So were the pictures the Dubliner magazine claimed to have found of
his wife, but Woods apparently didn't get that joke.
Then again, it's hard to find humor in a magazine when you open it and find
links to what were purported to be topless pictures of the woman you love
inside.
''Ryder Cup filth for Ireland,'' the headline crowed.
The pictures, of course, were not of Elin Nordegren. The magazine said as
much later when it admitted it was all just in fun, a good way to have a
laugh.
Some humour. Probably sounded awfully funny when the magazine's editor and
his buddies were planning it down at Blarney's corner pub.
It didn't sound all that funny to Woods, who was so upset he made an early
trip to the press tent just to defend his wife.
''My wife, we're in it together. We're a team and we do things as a team and
I care about her with all my heart,'' Woods said.
It was a rare public showing of sentiment by Woods, who guards his private
life so jealously it was big news when he went out to dinner with the four
American Ryder Cup rookies last month.
He's not the kind of guy who is going to invite a camera crew down to his
Florida mansion for a peek into the way he lives. The big events of his life,
from his marriage to the funeral of his father, are usually held as far from the
prying eye of the press and public as possible.
The price of celebrity can sometimes be high. Woods acknowledged it earlier
this year when he talked about how it's hard not to be able to go out in
public.
Still, running links to what purports to be nude photos of a guy's wife
crosses the line, even in a culture obsessed with the famous and beautiful.
''I don't think it shows too much about your profession,'' Phil Mickelson
told a journalist.
Actually, that profession has helped make Woods much of what he is today,
treating him for the most part with respect and even awe for what he has done on
the golf course over the last 10 years. For the most part, the press has left
Woods' private life alone, even when things became juicy when he took up with
Nordegren, then a Swedish nanny.
But the people at the Dubliner apparently felt the biggest sports
event in Ireland's history was too big to let go without making a splash of
their own. The magazine didn't stop with Woods' wife, but went on to make
comments about the physical attributes of the wives of Chad Campbell, Jim Furyk
and David Toms in what it later said was an attempted parody of the saucy
tabloids.
''Most American golfers are married to women who cannot keep their clothes on
in public,'' the magazine wrote. ''Is it too much to ask that they leave them at
home for the Ryder Cup?''
On a day when the weather was so bad players on both teams made only
perfunctory appearances on the course, it didn't take long for the great wife
expose to become the talk of this Ryder Cup.
Woods himself brought it into play, in an odd statement meant to express his
dismay with the Irish magazine and express his delight with the Irish people. He
rambled a bit, but the message seemed to be this: Magazine bad, people good.
Of course, every other player had to be asked about it, leading to some
interesting exchanges, despite the best efforts of European Tour officials to
steer the discussion elsewhere.
The whole thing had to horrify the Irish, whose prodigious efforts to host
the Ryder Cup have so far been swamped by bad weather and bad taste. Not only is
their golf course under water, but fans logging onto the Internet are searching
for photos that have nothing to do with guys in hats swinging golf clubs.
Could it get any worse? Yes, and it didn't take long.
Turns out Woods loves the Irish but not their national drink, which is so
prevalent here it seems even babies are weaned on it.
''I don't drink Guinness,'' Woods said.
At least he was honest about it.
Which, come to think of it, is more than can be said about the
Dubliner.