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Foreplay by the Signs
Aries: Foreplay? Who needs foreplay!!
Taurus: Likes foreplay so much, you will feel like screaming, "let's cut to the chase!"
Gemini: Two's boring and three's a party!
Cancer: Forget the down-filled quilt and the satin sheets! Let's get wet - in the tub!
Leo: Loves costumes. You will scream, "excuse me! You want me to dress up as what!!!?
Virgo: Prim and proper, probably showers before, during and after!!
Libra: "Yawn!! Will you make up your mind darling? Do you have a headache tonight or not?!!"
Scorpio: Go out?!! Whatever for... let's just stay home and....!
Sagittarius: Free-wheeling as ever... will do it on the beach, in the grass, under the stars!
Capricorn: Randy-dandy! Make no mistake the goat always has to be on top!
Aquarius: Why isn't anybody clapping?!!! The Aquarian puts on a performance!
Pisces: Let's just talk about it - isn't it the most beautiful thing god created it!!
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